Sunday, February 22, 2015

Going To A Lecture


An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects drinking alcohol, 
smoking and staying out late has on the human body".

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."

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