Karma

Happy Confederate Memorial Day!

Black Privilege

Do You Want To Play White Genocide?

Genocide is never okay, even when it's perpetrated against white people. Let us all fight for the preservation of all races as separate and distinct people and cultures. 

Hula-Hoop-A-Thon

Let's Go Fishing!

Emergency Assistance

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator, "I think my friend is dead! What do I do?"

The operator, in calm, soothing voice, says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, and then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "OK, now what?"

If Ladies Watched Cooking Shows The Way Men Watch Sports

A Beautiful Thing

Poor Choice of Words

Dewey is sitting at the bar staring morosely into his beer. Steve walks in, sits down, and asks him what the problem is.

"Well," said Dewey, "I ran afoul of one of those awkward questions women ask. Now I'm in deep trouble at home."

"What kind of question?" asked Steve.

"My wife asked me if I would still love her when she gets old, fat, and wrinkly."

"That's easy," said Steve. "You just say, 'Of course I will.'"

"Yeah," said Dewey, "that's what I meant to say, except I said, 'Of course I DO....'"

Trust

There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband... 

A wife comes home late at night, and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. 

From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Leaving the covered bodies groaning, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. 

As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.  "Hi Darling", he says. "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom...Did you say,'hello'?"

Playing By His Own Rules

Confederate Widow

June 12th 2004 Funeral for Mrs. Alberta Stewart Martin, at the time she was the last known living confederate widow in Alabama.

During the process of her funeral it was learned that another lady survived her that lived out west. 

Wrong Side Of The Bed

Happy Easter!

Frying Pan

A guy is sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan.

"What was that for?" he asks.

"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it," she replies.

"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explains.

She looks satisfied and apologizes.

Three days later he's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold.

When he comes to, he says, "What was that for?"

"YOUR HORSE CALLED!"

Bill Clinton Encounters The Devil

A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation
was sitting in their pews and talking.

Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.

Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon the church was empty except for Bill Clinton who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence..

So Satan walked up to Bill and said, 'Do you know who I am?'

Bill Clinton replied, 'Yep, sure do.'

'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked.

'Nope, sure ain't.' said the calm Clinton.

'Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?' asked Satan.

'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned Bill, in an even tone.

'Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity?' persisted Satan.

'Yep,' was the calm reply.

'And you are still not afraid?' asked Satan.

'Nope,' said Bill.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Why aren't you afraid of me?'

Bill Clinton calmly replied,

'Been married to your sister for over 30 years

Presidential Pet Chicken

President Theodore Roosevelt and family once owned a one legged rooster as a pet.  🐓 

Before And After

It's A Trap!

Perfect Crime

Happy Atheist Day!