I know Valentines Day is over so it's a little too late, but I thought this was funny.
10. The florist couldn't find your house. Did you move?
9. I sent a candygram. Someone must have eaten it.
8. The Hallmark store was closed, and I didn't want to send less than the best.
7. I sent an e-mail card. You never got it? AOL must have messed up again!
6. I left a voice message to meet me for dinner. Where were you?
5. I didn't know you liked jewelry.
4. I thought Saint Valentine's Day was a Catholic holy day.
3. Your mailman must have been shot in a post office massacre.
2. I thought we would do something different this year.
1. I thought it would mean I was making a commitment.
And The Plus One Excuse:
+ 1. You didn't remind me.
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