Thursday, September 10, 2015

Trouble

If Jesus were to do his same ministry on earth today, He would be in trouble with:

the FDA for turning water into wine without a license,

the EPA for killing fig trees,

the AMA for practicing medicine without a license,

the Dept. of Health for asking people to open graves, for raising the dead and for feeding 5,000 people in the wilderness,

the NEA for teaching without a certificate,

OSHA for walking on water without a life-jacket and for flying without an airplane, 

the SPCA for driving hogs into the sea, 

and the National Board of Psychiatrists for giving advice on how to live a guilt-free life.

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