Tuesday, September 29, 2015
Jesus Is Coming Soon
Monday, September 28, 2015
Coincidence?
Sunday, September 27, 2015
Introvert
Tuesday, September 22, 2015
Questions For The End Of The World
Wednesday, September 16, 2015
Profession As Relates To Pants Height
Tuesday, September 15, 2015
Science Test
The subject was the human body, and the first question was: "Name one of the major functions of your skin."
One child wrote: "To keep people who look at you from throwing up."
Moth Man
"Doc," he says, "here's the problem. I think I'm a moth."
"Well," says the dentist, "that certainly is a problem, but why did you come into a dentist's office?"
"The light was on."
Thursday, September 10, 2015
Something To Think About
Then they came to defile us sexually, and His people did not fight the sexual deviants for fear of being called homophobes.
Then they came for our national borders, and His people did not fight the illegal Mexicans and the Muslim infiltrators for fear of being called xenophobes, Islamophobes, and statists.
Then they came for our conservative Congress, and His people did not fight the RINOs and the communists for fear of being called uncooperative extremists.
Then they came for our Presidency, and His people did not fight Obama and his insurgents for fear of being called racists.
Then they came for our debt-free sovereign money, and His people did not fight the owners and employees of the Federal Reserve banking crime syndicate for fear of being called naive and unsophisticated.
Then they came for our churches, and His people did not fight the pacifist apostate pastors and priests spewing eunuch hermeneutics for fear of being called intolerant bigots.
Then they came for our military, and His people did not fight the sequestering political insurgents trying to disarm us for fear of being called war mongers and colonialists.
Then they came for our America, and His people did not fight because they were no longer Americans and there was no fight in them.
Then He came back for His people, but He did not know them -- so He left them.
(See Matthew 7:19-23, then Nehemiah 4:14.)
One Nation Under God
One Nation under God was their cry and declaration,
Upon the law of Nature's God they built a mighty Nation.
For unlike mankind before them who had walked this earthen sod,
These men would never question the Sovereignty of God.
That all men were "created" was a truth "self-evident,"
To secure the rights God gave us was the role of government.
And if any form of government became destructive of this end,
It was their right, indeed their duty, a new one to begin.
So with a firm reliance on Divine Providence for protection,
They pledged their sacred honor and sought His wise direction.
They lifted up an appeal to God for all the world to see,
And vowed their independence forever to be free.
I'm glad they're not here with us to see the mess we're in,
How we've given up our righteousness for a life of indulgent sin.
For when abortion isn't murder and sodomy is deemed a right,
Then evil is now called good and darkness is now called light.
While truth and law were founded on the God of all creation,
Man now, through law, denies the truth and calls it "separation."
No longer does man see a need for God when he's in full control,
For the only truth self-evident is in the latest poll.
But with man as his own master we fail to count the cost,
Our precious freedoms vanish and our liberty is lost.
Children are told they can't pray in school and they teach them evolution,
When will they see the fear of God is the only true solution?
Our schools have become a battleground while all across the land,
Christians shrug their shoulders afraid to take a stand.
And from the grave their voices cry, the victory has already been won.
Just glorify the Father as did His only Son.
And when your work on earth is done, and you've traveled where we've trod,
You'll leave the land we left to you, One Nation Under God!"
By Judge Roy Moore
Trouble
the FDA for turning water into wine without a license,
the EPA for killing fig trees,
the AMA for practicing medicine without a license,
the Dept. of Health for asking people to open graves, for raising the dead and for feeding 5,000 people in the wilderness,
the NEA for teaching without a certificate,
OSHA for walking on water without a life-jacket and for flying without an airplane,