Blessed

** Blessed are the Internet junkies, for their time shalt be a net loss.

** Blessed are those who build bridges, for they shalt get over it.

** Blessed are those who recycle motor oil, for they shall be refined.

** Blessed is the TV weatherman, for he shall talk up a storm.

** Blessed are the undertakers, for they shall be the last to let you down.

** Blessed are they who knit their own hosiery, for they shall not get a run for their money.

** Blessed are the auctioneers, for they shall look forbidding.

** Blessed are the breadmakers, for they shall rise to the occasion.

** Blessed are the nuns, for they shall have no bad habits.

** Blessed are those who stop horseback riding, for they shall be full of woe.

** Blessed are the thrifty deer hunters, for they shall get more bang for their buck.

** Blessed are the ministers who make mistakes, for it shall only be a clerical error.

** Blessed are the unionized church workers, for they shall bargain in good faith.

** Blessed are the watchmakers, for they shall work overtime.

** Blessed are the religious nuclear engineers, for they shall have critical mass.

** Blessed are students in Christian schools, for they shall have good Principals.

** Blessed are the poor losers, for they shall continue to diet.

** Blessed are those who are multi-lingual, for they shall be misunderstood in many languages.

** Blessed are those who are in medical school, for they shall become ill-literate.

** Blessed are the unemployed jesters, for they shall be nobody's fool.

** Blessed are the drama students, for they shall be a class act.

** Blessed are the bridesmaids, for they shall be wedding belles.

** Blessed are the landscapers, for they shall be bushed.

** Blessed are the gymnasts, for they shall always do good turns.

** Blessed are they who do the ironing, for they shall not be depressed.

** Blessed are the orchard growers, for their work shall not be fruitless.

** Blessed are they who avoid their in-laws, for they shall not be relatively annoyed.

** Blessed are the candy-makers, for they shall make a mint.

** Blessed are they who process lettuce, for they shall see the tip of the iceberg.

** Blessed are they who own horses, for they shall have stability.

** Blessed are they who play tennis, for love means nothing to them.

** Blessed are they that wrap leftovers, for they shall be foiled again.

** Blessed are the fishermen, for they shall have net income.

** Blessed are the musicians, for they shall be noteworthy.

** Blessed are those who are tailors, for they shall be suited for it.

** Blessed are those who drink orange juice, for they shall be able to concentrate.

** Blessed is he who attends church at more than one denomination, for he shall be bi-sectual.

** Blessed is he who stops smoking, for he shall be a quitter.

** Blessed is he who has a word processor, for his words shall be minced.

** Blessed are those who watch the stars, for their work shall be astronomical.

** Blessed are those who make perfect bread, for they shall be a good roll model.

** Blessed are they who make it through April, for they shall be in dismay.

** Blessed is he who plows in a straight furrow, for he shall be in a rut.

** Blessed are they who give hugs; for they are truly appreciated (more than they'll ever know).

** Blessed are they who have cellular phones, for they shall receive the call wherever they are.

** Blessed are those who turn off their cellular phones, for they shall have peace.

** Blessed are those who refrain from alcohol, for they shall remain sober.

** Blessed are those who laugh often, for they shall have strong funnybones.

** Blessed are those who speak as lawyers, for they shall be brief.

** Blessed are those who meet their mate on the internet, for it shall be love at first site.

** Blessed are the piemakers, for they shall generate fellowship. 

** Blessed are those who attend church regularly, for they shall be pewed.