Monday, February 2, 2015

Dear John Letter

A young Marine in Iraq got a Dear John letter in the mail from his girlfriend back in the states. She said she was breaking up with him because she couldn't deal with the separation. She admitted that she had cheated on him several times and she also asked that he mail her back a picture of her she had recently sent him. The young Marine went throughout his company and asked for donations of every extra pictures of every hot significant other in the company. He ended up with 57 pictures of 57 very hot chicks. He put them in one envelope with a letter that said;
"Betsy,
I'm sorry, I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile and send the rest back to me.
Take Care,
Ricky"

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