Tiny Tots With Their Eyes All Aglow

Singing Santa

Vote Pinestraw!

Louisiana Before And During Flood Of August 2016

Makes Stevie Wonder

Mayonnaise Cake Recipe

Cajun Airline Pilots

Pierre and Boudreaux were flying Cajun Airlines to the Mardi Gras. Boudreaux was flying the plane, and Pierre was in the back foolin' with the cargo equipment and stuff. 

The plane hit some turbulence and started bouncin' around and Boudreaux got knocked unconscious. Then the plane started to drift. Pierre came running up to the front and Boudreaux was sprawled out all over the steering wheel. 

Well, Pierre don't know anything about flyin and he starts to get nervous. He grabbed the microphone and yelled "May Day! May Day! Dis is Cajun Air Line 70649. Boudreaux, him knock unconscious an I don know nuttin about flyin dis plane!" 

"Dis is da control tower," Someone answered. "Don't you worry a bout nuttin. We gonna splain how you to land dis plane, step by step, ah gar-own-tee! Jus leave anyting ta us. First, how high you are, an whas you position?" 

Pierre thought a minute, then said, "I'm five foot ten an I'm all da way to da front of da plane."

"No! No! No!" answer da tower. " What you altitude, an where you location?" 

Pierre say, "Man, rat now ah got a po attitude, an ah'm from Thibodeaux, Laweezeeanna!" 

" No! No! No!" came an exasperated voice. " Ah needs to know how many feet you got off da ground an how you plane is in relation to da airport!" 

Pierre, he started to panic by this time. He said, "Countin Boudreaux's feets an mine together, we got four feet off da ground an I don't believe dis plane related to your airport!" 

A long pause-----the silence was deafening. 

"We need to know who's your next of kin."

Traditional Chinese Medicine Tooth - Organ Relationship Chart

Things I Learned Livin' In Louisiana

1) A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.

2) There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in Louisiana .

3) There are 10,000 types of spiders, and all 10,000 of them live in Louisiana .

4) If it grows, it'll stick you. If it crawls, it'll bite you.

5) Onced" and "Twiced" are words..

6) It is not a shopping cart, it's a buggy.

7) "Jawl-P?" means, "Did y'all go to the bathroom?"

8) People actually grow and eat okra.

9) "Fixinto" is one word.

10) There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there is supper...

11) Iced tea is appropriate for all meals, and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar..

12) Backwards and forwards means, "I know everythin' 'bout you.

13) The word "jeet" is actually a phrase meaning, "Did you eat?"

14) You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is.. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see...

15) You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH 'em.

16) You measure distance in minutes.

17) You switch from heat to A/C in the same day.

18) All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.

19) You know what a "Dawg" is.

20) You carry jumper cables in your car - for your own car.

21) You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Tony Chachere's, Tabasco , and ketchup.

22) The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local gossip and LSU football...

23) You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.

24) You find 100 degrees "a bit warm."

25) You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas.

26) Going to Walmart is a favorite past time known as "Goin' Walmartin" or "off to Wally World."

27) You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good gumbo weather..

28) Fried catfish is the other white meat.

29) We don't need no Driver's Ed. . . if our mama says we can drive, we can drive.

30) You understand these jokes and forward them to your Louisiana friends and those who just wish they were from Louisiana!!!

Life Is Too Short...

Transparent Church

When To Buy Everything

Smart Kid

Grenade With A Message

Turmeric For Pain Relief

I heard turmeric is good for pain control. I've tried it but I have severe chronic pain so it doesn't give me much relief. I've heard from others who say it works for them. I found some at Big Lots for $1. 

Horse Raffle

Free Button Cell Batteries

Where I live we get an advertisement in the mail once in a while from a local auto dealership. The advertisement is a gimmick to get people to come to the dealership. It consists of a big sheet of thick paper with a combination box attached to it. The combo box has a number on it that is revealed by pulling a tag out of the box. The box has batteries in it and lights up to reveal the numbers when you pull the tab out. 

If you pry the box open, there are button cell batteries in it. If you use this type of batteries, you can collect these ads from friends and family and stock up on button cell batteries for free. 

Dress Code

A traveler became lost in the Sahara Desert. Realizing his only chance for survival was to find civilization, he began walking. Time passed, and he became thirsty. More time passed, and he began feeling faint. He was on the verge of passing out when he spied a tent about 500 meters in front of him. Barely conscious, he reached the tent and called out, "Water!"

A Bedouin appeared in the tent door and replied sympathetically, "I am sorry, sir, but I have no water. However, would you like to buy a tie?" With this, he brandished a collection of exquisite silk neckwear.

"You fool," gasped the man. "I'm dying! I need water!"

"Well, sir," replied the Bedouin, "if you really need water, there is a tent about two kilometers south of here where you can get some."

Without knowing how, the man summoned sufficient strength to
drag his parched body the distance to the second tent. With his last ounce of strength, he tugged at the door of the tent and collapsed.

Another Bedouin, dressed in a costly tuxedo, appeared at the door and enquired, "May I help you, sir?"

"Water..." was the feeble reply.

"Oh, sir," replied the Bedouin, "I'm sorry, but we have a dress code. You can't come in here without a tie!"

Metal Farm Animals At Buc-ee's

These hand crafted welded metal animals were for sale at Buc-ee's filling station in Baytown, Texas in December 2015. 

My Kind Of Wedding Cake

Snowman Relaxing On A Park Bench

This photo went viral a few months ago. 

No Smoking While Children Are Present

Twenty-First Century Exercises

Physical exercise is good for you. I know that I should do it daily, but my body doesn't want me to do to much, so I have worked out this program of strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise. You are invited to use my program without charge.

01) Beating around the bush

02) Jumping to conclusions

03) Climbing the walls

04) Swallowing my pride

05) Passing the buck

06) Throwing my weight around

07) Dragging my heels

08) Pushing my luck

09) Making mountains out of molehills

10) Hitting the nail on the head

11) Wading through paperwork

12) Bending over backwards

13) Jumping on the bandwagon

14) Balancing the books

15) Running around in circles

16) Eating crow

17) Tooting my own horn

18) Climbing the ladder of success

19) Pulling out the stops

20) Adding fuel to the fire

21) Opening a can of worms

22) Putting my foot in my mouth

23) Starting the ball rolling

24) Going over the edge

25) Picking up the pieces

Whew! What a workout! I think I'll exercise my caution now, and sit down.

Too Legit To Quit

Bloom Where You're Planted

Often people feel out of place because they have wandered away from the place God put them. 

Nature Calls

Popcorn Vader

Puzzle Pictures

Find the panda:

Find the cat:

Find the bunny:

Making Money

The Main Reason We Shouldn't Elect Bernie Sanders

Unexplained Photo

This photo of a couple was taken in the early 1900's. The reason why the photo turned out like it did has never been explained. 

Giant Grasshopper Shot In Montana - 1937

The photo is actually from a postcard and is fake. 

Redneck Area

If you like this, it's available as a metal sign. 

http://patriotdepot.com/redneck-area-heavy-metal-sign/

From The 'Things Kids Say' Department

Budget Funerals

Burnt Toast

Scared Smart Car

Hitler Art